（纯文学作品，不喜勿近）

Vsa – my cat\'s new name / by Mz

I did not use fish to type my stories or poems. My cat did her poems when she walked over the black keyboard. I tried to let her rename herself; it turned out to be “Vsa”.  So I am going to use this name to tell the cat\'s stories. For the sake of her privacy, a new name is better than the name known by many others, though they are not cats.

Vsa left and jumped off the desk where I put my desktop, a Dell Pentium(R) IV 3.20Hz, which has been used for about two years. Never broken. But I start to worry about its status since recently I\'ve heard humming noise getting louder from the tower.

Yes, Vsa is a black cat; not quarterly black but it\'s totally black. A Halloween cat here it is; Vsa likes posing. Now she stands before the screen with an arch shape of her back.

I knew she gonna type again.

“Go away!” I yelled.

 

“ ce” Vsa replied with a space. 

I have been waiting for this moment the whole night, exactly say - since I was returning from China when I watched a movie named “Diminished Capacity (2008)” on the airplane. I like that bitch V. Madsen, but I think she should expose herself more in the movie. She is not my cat; but looks like my cat. My cat is Vsa, now running away after typing two letters that sound meaningful eventually.

In that movie, two men had memory problems. One of them was a poet and wired his typewriter to 26 fishing cooks in the water. Whether there is still a life there when there is no memory left? At least sooner or later is there a person who is even unable to recall his own name. I am talking about that poor AD guy in the movie or my father in China. Actually to him it would be harder to remember his new name. My father\'s new name is Prince No. 3 (san gong zi). When I showed him a photo of Vsa, my father said his new name to me.

My father could not remember the old name of my cat, neither the new one. That\'s sad. He doesn\'t possess a valuable card with a famous baseball player\'s face on it. But he has, while starting to lose, his family stories which are really treasures to me. It felt to me that a big house just turned into a leaf in fall. I become worried about him, even though I can or she could pick a new name for her, I mean Vsa.

Vsa types no more letters, no copies plagiarized – cats never do that.

Yes, I like that movie and my Vsa; but that is not a comedy. That\'s novel.

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