2021-9-19

周四是贖罪日，猶太人的節日，學校里不上課。但是小不點兒學校的校長，在贖罪日的下午，鄭重其事地，給每一個學生的每位家長，都送了一封措辭嚴厲的警告信。說是今年的校園，流行並發現了學生打砸搶：Please read & share this very important and time-sensitive information with your child.

VANDALISM, THEFT, & SCHOOL DISRUPTION: 

•  There is a very destructive craze that is sweeping schools around the country – students take pride (and sometimes video) in stealing objects in school, trashing restrooms, pulling objects off the wall. Unfortunately, some students have begun this destructive practice Just yesterday, students in the boy's bathroom pulled soap dispensers off the wall, stole the dispensers, and clogged the toilets.

•  Students who are caught committing these acts will be suspended and may be immediately exited from school – there will not be any second chances. This is the destruction of school property, theft, and school disruption are all serious violations of the Student Code of Conduct. Please speak to your child about the seriousness of these acts. An announcement will be made at school to emphasize the severity of these actions.

哈，打砸搶和三種人，都是史無前例，耳熟能詳，許久不見的名詞了。

趕緊問一問小不點兒，說是老師說，真的發現了學校里有同學，偷廁所紙和洗手液回家。高年級的學生，開始競相耍酷，以說F字為傲。校車椅子的後背上，則昂然刻有，小男生們的生殖器。

正要說積極響應皇帝的召喚，東升西降，東風西漸呢。沒成想咱大中華二次文革的餘毒，像COVIT-19一樣，這麼快就悄無聲息，轉遍了全球，也風行於美利堅的校園。