Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No pain...good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food are fried these day in vegetable oil. In fact, they permeated by it. How could getting more vegetable be bad for you?!?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for your figure, explain whale to me..
Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is shape!
Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
看完以上一些對話，各位是不是覺得這不是笑話 at all?
在Rondo看來，這可是天大的笑話。大家都吃的健康了，鍛煉的健康了，Doctor醫生吃什麼去？呵呵。不好意思，說了個不可笑的笑話。下面給予一些笑的補償。請看看老外的中翻英：
小白兔到大白兔家玩，shall by too dull doll by too jack won,
大灰狼看見小白兔了 dolphin long can Jim shall by too low,
小白兔聞到了，逃開了 shall by too when dull low, doll car low,
大灰狼大喊一聲 dolphin long doll Ham Eason
“莫跑”“more power!”
萬惡淫為首 !!!! While in well show !!!!（這個太刺激了）
棒，真是棒！ Bond, James Bond
上帝 Song deer
樓主太牛B了 Low jewel tell new bee low ！！！！！！！！！！
