不到北京, 不知道自己官儿小 不到海南, 不知道自己腰不好
不到瑞士, 不知道自己的钱少 来瑞士之前, 就听说瑞士是一个高消费的国度, 物价贼贵. 有多贵?
餐馆儿随便一个家常菜, 动辄就几十瑞士法郎.
在苏黎世订的旅馆, 家徒四壁只有地铺, 一人一晚也要180瑞士法郎. 上一趟少女峰, 光火车票就200瑞士法郎.
诸如之类, 数不胜数 .....
更令人无语的是, 瑞士法郎居然比美元还贵 ! 原本穷的一逼的瑞士人, 自打被雷劈脑洞大开, 变成欧洲银行家富可敌国后, 不知回馈天下, 反而为富不仁, 很不要 face 滴强行让瑞士法郎比美元还值钱. 现在一瑞士法郎可以兑换1.12美元, 但如果按照国际通用的货币法则, 一瑞士法郎真正的购买力, 其实只能兑换不到0.5美元.
嗯, 瑞士就是如此僭越国际货币规则, 来收割全世界游客的钱包的.
不过, 明知如此, 全世界的游客依旧蜂拥而至, 前赴后继地给瑞士送钱.
这可谓现代版的周瑜打黄盖, "一个愿打, 一个愿挨". ![嘻嘻 嘻嘻](/upfile/image/20240713/1720911906770495.gif)
俺就是千千万万个黄盖之一, 来瑞士做散财童子. 结果提前把钱花光, 穷困潦倒, 滞留在苏黎世, 有国难回. ![呵呵 呵呵](/upfile/image/20240713/1720911906794744.gif) 咋办 ???? 大家可能不知道, 画画是爪哥诸多业余爱好之一. 俺在美国, 也算是一位小有名气的抽象派画家. 这次来瑞士旅游, 随身携带了一幅俺的抽象派力作. 原本打算送给德国的一个好基友. 现在穷困潦倒, 只好把这幅抽象画在线公开拍卖. 结果, 刚刚上线3分钟, 俺这副令毕加索都叹为观止的抽象画, 就被善于抄底的美国亿万富翁, 犹太大亨巴菲特抢购 ! ![爪四哥原创: 爪四哥学艺记-1 - 博客| 文学城 爪四哥原创: 爪四哥学艺记-1 - 博客| 文学城](data:image/jpeg;base64,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)
欧耶, 不仅回美国的机票有了着落, 而且还足够在苏黎世下城大吃一顿. ![解释 解释](/upfile/image/20240713/1720911906912945.gif) 不过, 巴菲特, 对不起您叻, 俺这顿饭吃得非常"政治不正确", 是一家名叫 SHAM 的叙利亚餐馆儿. ![](https://blog.wenxuecity.com/upload/album/71/bb/cc/e2544d635468NDkhMpHs.jpg)
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在美国餐馆儿吃饭, 一人一杯冰水是标配. 在瑞士, 发现几乎没有人喝冰水, 而都是以酒代水. 咦? 莫非瑞士人都是酒鬼? 还是对水过敏? ![什么 什么](/upfile/image/20240713/1720911907849316.gif)
非也! 在瑞士, 冰水并非象在咱们美国那样, 免费供应, 而是要收费, 而且价格不菲, 与啤酒的价格相差无几. 难怪, 这里的人全都以酒代水.
俺们也入乡随俗, 店小二, 拿酒来! ![加油 加油](/upfile/image/20240713/1720911907648347.gif)
巴菲特, 不好意思, 再一次非常"政治不正确", 店小二拿上来的, 是贝鲁特啤酒. ![嘻嘻 嘻嘻](/upfile/image/20240713/1720911906770495.gif) ![](https://blog.wenxuecity.com/upload/album/71/bb/cc/e2544d6355024is84s0M.jpg)
俺就纳了闷儿: 穆斯林不是严格禁酒吗? 这黎巴嫩首都贝鲁特品牌的啤酒, 又是几个意思? ![什么 什么](/upfile/image/20240713/1720911907849316.gif)
备注: 文中关于抽象画与巴菲特, 纯属爪哥吹牛逼. 其它内容, 都是货真价实滴.
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