不是我不明白,这世界变化快! 
右边的,应该叫莫文蔚(莫闻味) 
晒太阳是在被太阳晒,肉夹馍是馍夹肉,冰箱是个柜子,冰柜是个箱子 。。。。 
谁呀这是?也不打个招呼,就把四哥的史海钩沉系列中的牛顿篇,掐头去尾放到快手赚流量,我呸!  
在支付宝与微信支付一统天下的无现金时代,在人脸识别摄像头星罗棋布,朝阳大妈朝阳大叔们天天举报“行走的50万”的中华大地,老四恐怕也要失业了。 
段子虽好笑,但实际生活中,有几个老公会把自己的微信拿给老婆看? 
WOKE 创举!欢迎加入 LGBTQ 行列,人类又有了新物种  
黄仁勋啊,听说过红颜祸水吗?在胸罩上签字,意味着凶兆来袭,英伟达危险了  
黄仁勋,这个大号凶兆如何 ? 要不要也签一下 ?  
厉害了我的国 !!!! 四个叹号是必须滴  
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