几天前收到好友老周发来的邮件如下:
Hello!
I'm sorry you're getting the mail from me at this Point in time,my family and I came down here to Istanbul,Turkey for a short vacation unfortunately we were mugged at the park of the hotel we stayed,all cash credit cards and cell were stolen off but luckily for us we still have our passports with us.
I have been to the embassy and the Police here but they're not helping issues at all and our flight leaves pretty soon from now but we're having problems settling the hotel bills and the hotel manager won't let us leave until we settle the bills.Please be so kind to reply back so I can tell you what to do and how to get some cash to us.
I'm freaked out at the moment
Regards,
Zhou
我收到邮件后心急如焚. 心想几年来我收到不少这样的邮件,都是俺的不同的朋友们在刚果,南非,菲律宾,泰国,俄罗斯等国家遭遇的同样的不幸. 让俺百思不得其解的是,天底下还有这种巧事,所有邮件除了国家不一样,其余都写得一字不差,一模一样!哇噻,搞得俺都快去信神啦!
那么多好朋友出事,俺都没有帮忙,很过意不去. 这回一腚要学习雷锋好榜样!于是立马email 回去要来了邮寄地址,二话不说就先寄去一百万美元支票给老周救救急.
六天后,我收到从土耳其发来的回件. 翻译成中文大概是这样:你这个美国大骗子,画了这么张支票过来,骗人不能这么没有底线啊!
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