［開心一樂(1)］

足智多謀的船長

伍加，2009-4-4

十八世紀的某天，一艘木製戰艦正在海上航行。負責瞭望的哨兵突然高喊：“船長，發現一艘敵艦！”船長鎮靜地對助手說：“把我的紅襯衫拿來。”船長穿上紅襯衫指揮戰鬥，海戰打了一整天，他們沒有損失一位船員。

晚上，助手好奇地問船長：“戰鬥開始時，您要穿紅襯衫。這是什麼原因呢？”

船長說：“穿上紅襯衫，即使我被擊中流血，船員們也看不出來，因而他們會繼續奮勇戰鬥。”

助手恍然大悟：“哇，您真了不起！”

第二天早晨，哨兵高喊道：“前方發現二十艘敵艦！”船長立即對助手說：“快把我的黃褲子拿來！”

英語版本：

Back in 1800, a wooden warship was sailing across the ocean. A guy in the crew said: “Captain, there is an enemy ship on the horizon!” The captain said to his assistant calmly: “Bring me my red shirt.” The battle went all day long, and they didn’t lose a single sailor.

In the evening, the assistant came to the captain and ask: “Before the battle started, you asked to bring your red shirt. Why a red shirt?” The captain said: “Because if I happen to be shot, and was bleeding, the crew will not notice that blood and they will continue to fight on.” The assistant said: “Wow, that’s awesome.”

Next morning, the guy in the crew shout: “Twenty enemy ships on the horizon!” The captain said: “Bring me my brown pants.”

伍加，2008-4-4

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