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足智多谋的船长

伍加，2009-4-4

十八世纪的某天，一艘木制战舰正在海上航行。负责瞭望的哨兵突然高喊：“船长，发现一艘敌舰！”船长镇静地对助手说：“把我的红衬衫拿来。”船长穿上红衬衫指挥战斗，海战打了一整天，他们没有损失一位船员。

晚上，助手好奇地问船长：“战斗开始时，您要穿红衬衫。这是什么原因呢？”

船长说：“穿上红衬衫，即使我被击中流血，船员们也看不出来，因而他们会继续奋勇战斗。”

助手恍然大悟：“哇，您真了不起！”

第二天早晨，哨兵高喊道：“前方发现二十艘敌舰！”船长立即对助手说：“快把我的黄裤子拿来！”

英语版本：

Back in 1800, a wooden warship was sailing across the ocean. A guy in the crew said: “Captain, there is an enemy ship on the horizon!” The captain said to his assistant calmly: “Bring me my red shirt.” The battle went all day long, and they didn’t lose a single sailor.

In the evening, the assistant came to the captain and ask: “Before the battle started, you asked to bring your red shirt. Why a red shirt?” The captain said: “Because if I happen to be shot, and was bleeding, the crew will not notice that blood and they will continue to fight on.” The assistant said: “Wow, that’s awesome.”

Next morning, the guy in the crew shout: “Twenty enemy ships on the horizon!” The captain said: “Bring me my brown pants.”

伍加，2008-4-4

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