聽國母說，她要在米雪兒訪華時給她獻上一首鍋。俺於是就給米雪兒推薦了國母的這首《江山》。 建議國母唱鍋的時候，也別忘了您那身將軍服。俺猜想，就算米雪兒不會因羞愧而自殺，也會跟奧巴馬鬧離婚的。俺願意自帶乾糧給米雪兒當翻譯。
打天下坐江山
Through a ferocious fighting, we, the CCP, conquered the River-Mountain,
一心為了老百姓的苦樂酸甜
we mean the fucking common people.
謀幸福送溫暖
We then put shoes on their feet, with sizes fit or not,
日夜不忘老百姓康寧團圓
and pretend to take care of them 24 hours a day.
老百姓是地老百姓是天
People without power are both Hell and Heaven,
老百姓是共產黨永遠的掛念
therefore, we must keep an close eye on them.
老百姓是山老百姓是海
Sure as hell, the common people are mountains and rivers,
老百姓是共產黨生命的源泉
sure as heaven, they are our ultimate feeders.
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