周末笑話 - 有人找耶穌來了!

布魯克林建築施工處附近有間修道院，院裡一個老修女很聽不慣工人們的粗話，於是決定做個好事，花點時間改造他們。

老修女做好了牛皮紙袋午餐直往工地去，打算和工人們一起進餐，閒聊，從而改造他們。

她笑眯眯地着對工人們說，“嗨，弟兄們有沒見到耶穌喲？”

這個突乎齊來的搭訕讓他們目瞪口呆，但工人們很有禮貌地搖搖頭。

一會兒後其中一個勞工抬起頭，朝建築鋼架上大聲地喊，“嘿，你們啊，有人找耶穌來啦！”

鋼架上面的小伙子回答：“誰要找他？”

這位勞工一板正經地喊，“老婆為他送午餐來了！”

幽默：才貌雙全？

Anyone here knows Jesus Christ？

An old nun who was living in a convent next to a Brooklyn

construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers

and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways.                 

She decided she would take her lunch, sit with the workers and

talk with them.

She put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked over to the spot

where the men were eating.                  

She walked up to the group and with a big smile said: “Do you

men know Jesus Christ?” They shook their heads and looked

at each other.                

One of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled,

“Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?”

One of the steelworkers yelled down “Why?”                  

The worker yelled back, “His wife's here with his lunch.”