周末笑话 - 有人找耶稣来了!

布鲁克林建筑施工处附近有间修道院，院里一个老修女很听不惯工人们的粗话，于是决定做个好事，花点时间改造他们。

老修女做好了牛皮纸袋午餐直往工地去，打算和工人们一起进餐，闲聊，从而改造他们。

她笑眯眯地着对工人们说，“嗨，弟兄们有没见到耶稣哟？”

这个突乎齐来的搭讪让他们目瞪口呆，但工人们很有礼貌地摇摇头。

一会儿后其中一个劳工抬起头，朝建筑钢架上大声地喊，“嘿，你们啊，有人找耶稣来啦！”

钢架上面的小伙子回答：“谁要找他？”

这位劳工一板正经地喊，“老婆为他送午餐来了！”

幽默：才貌双全？

Anyone here knows Jesus Christ？

An old nun who was living in a convent next to a Brooklyn

construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers

and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways.                 

She decided she would take her lunch, sit with the workers and

talk with them.

She put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked over to the spot

where the men were eating.                  

She walked up to the group and with a big smile said: “Do you

men know Jesus Christ?” They shook their heads and looked

at each other.                

One of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled,

“Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?”

One of the steelworkers yelled down “Why?”                  

The worker yelled back, “His wife's here with his lunch.”