男与女：介绍几句实用的幽默妙语（小儿不宜）

大家可能听过这句谚语

Two’s company, three’s a crowd 。

句子的意思是

俩人结伴，三人不欢。

也就是说，两个互有好感的异性，不希望有第三者来打扰他们。

那么，稍改之后的下面这句在T-恤上有时看到的妙语

When two’s company, three’s the result!

又是什么意思呢？

它大概是说

孤男寡女的后果是三个人。

如果我补充说所谓第三个人是指“小宝宝”，这妙句的含义应该不需要再进一步解释了吧？

一旦你领悟了这句子的幽默，不妨看看你是否也明白下面这些其他类似谚语：  

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man,

there are two.

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.