周末笑话：卢浮宫“高雅”的梁上君子

      “No Money to buy the Gas”

油价又涨了，把人们心情搞得有点儿忧闷的。

放松一点，我这笑话也许看了你会有会心的微笑。周末愉快！

A thief in Paris planned to steal some
paintings from the Louvre. 

After careful planning, he got past extensive security,

removed the paintings, and made it safely outside to his getaway van.

But he was captured only two blocks away

when his van ran out of gas.

Asked how he could mastermind such a crime

and yet make such a faux pas, he replied,

”Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.”

“I had no Monet

to buy Degas

to make the Van Gogh.

See if you have De Gaulle to send

me to jail.

I did it because I figured

I had nothing Toulouse.”

周末笑话 - 有人找耶稣来了!

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