搞笑版：英译版《念奴娇.赤壁怀古》回译中文

大江东逝去，波浪洗前朝。
故垒西边指，果然赤壁高。
尖石刺天宇，拍岸涌波涛。
落似千堆雪，水声不屈挠。
江山图画里，争斗起英豪。
公瑾少年客，瑶琴聘小乔。
十年督万舰，羽扇织鹤毛。
谈笑如反掌，曹船纵火烧。
三国成鼎立，一炷拜英枭。
梦苦霜染鬓，酹酒月边漂。

英文原文： 试译苏轼的《念奴娇.赤壁怀古》

The Yangtze flows to the east, flushing away
The legends of all dynasties.  Some say
That west of the old fort is the famous Red Cliff.
Rocks poke sky, billows charge on shore, as if
Thousand heaps of snow wrathfully rolling.
For its beauty how many heroes been fighting？
He was knightly then, Zhou the General, newly wed
With Xiaoqiao, a nymph, waiting in lotus bed.
Now a fan in hand waving, he chatted in full smile,
While the enemy fleet were lured into fire.
The Three Kingoms footed an ancient tripod,
In which burned the incense for the warring god.
Dreaming too much dyed my temple hair grey,
A jar of wine to the moon in water is my pray.