| | 看到小熊那个“你太有意思了”的笑话，想起以前看到过的一个类似的来了。贴在这里和大家分享。(括弧里的同音字是我加的，这样更好比较和理解) 小布什和赖斯在讨论世界局势。 Condoleeza : - Good morning, Mr. President.
George B. : - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. Whats happening?
Condoleeza : - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China.
George B. : - Great, Condi. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza : - Mr. President, Hu (who) is the new leader of China.
George B. : - Well, thats what I want to know.
Condoleeza : - But thats what Im telling you, Mr. President.
George B. : - Well, thats what Im asking you, Condie. Who (Hu) is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes.
George B. : - I mean the fellows name.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The new leader of China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - Whaddya asking ME for?
Condoleeza : - Im telling you Hu (who) is leading China.
George B. : - Well, Im asking you, Condie. Who is leading China?
Condoleeza : - Thats the mans name.
George B. : - Thats whos (Hus) name?
Condoleeza : - Yes. (Pause.) George B. : - Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condoleeza : - Thats correct.
George B. : - Then who (Hu) is in China?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir is in China?
Condoleeza : - No, sir.
George B. : - Then who (Hu) is?
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Yassir?
Condoleeza : - No, sir (Pause. Crumples paper) George B. : - Condi, youre starting to piss me off now, and its not cause youre black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why dont you get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.
Condoleeza : - Kofi (coffee) Annan?
George B. : - No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap.
Condoleeza : - You want Kofi (coffee)?
George B. : - No.
Condoleeza : - You dont want Kofi (coffee).
George B. : - No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations.
Condoleeza : - Kofi (coffee)?
George B. : - Milk! Will you please make that call?
Condoleeza : - And call who?
George B. : - Well, who (Hu) is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleeza : - No, Hu is the guy in China.
George B. : - Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.
George B. : - And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza : - Kofi (coffee).
George B. : - All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condoleeza : - Hello. Rice, here.
George B. : - Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? I dont know. 祝大家节日快乐！！ |
