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		How do you know a Chinese broke into your house?	2010-02-05 11:54:27

You know because:

1. Your homework has been completed.

2. Your computer has been updated.

3. Its been an hour, but he/she is still struggling to get out of the driveway (probably on a Toyota)!!!

How do you know there are Chinese women moving into your neighborhood?

You know because the Mexicans in your neighborhood all of the sudden started to buy car insurance!!

Have a good weekend:).

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作者：昭君

留言时间：2010-02-06 04:55:04

Thanks, Xiaozhu! New jokes welcome:)!!!


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作者：晓竹

留言时间：2010-02-05 20:56:24

Magistrate: But if you saw the lady driving towards you, why didn't you give her half the road?

Motorist: I was going to, Your Honour, as soon as I could find out which half she wanted.


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作者：昭君

留言时间：2010-02-05 15:32:14

Coolboy:
Now I get what you meant - I guess my mind is too dense after a whole week of meetings, teaching and writing:(!!!

The Mummy From New China:
Thanks for the clairification!!! Although they say that if you need to explain a joke, it's not funny anymore. But in this case, it actually makes it doubly funny:).

Xuefeng:
Glad you liked it. Happy Friday to you too!


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作者：雪枫

留言时间：2010-02-05 15:16:22

Funny. Have a good weekend too!


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作者：新中国木乃伊

留言时间：2010-02-05 14:55:47

I guess the "coolboy" meant that, the bad Chinese women drivers actually help the people who do not buy insurance to get insurance, in a way, promoting a strong family value. You are both very funny. Enjoyed it.


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作者：coolboy

留言时间：2010-02-05 14:14:03

I laughed (^_^), so I think I got it. I think you did not get mine or I would not have left ...... ^_^


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作者：昭君

留言时间：2010-02-05 13:54:20

Haha, coolboy, you didn't get the joke -- It's really about stereotypes of Chinese women as bad drivers and Mexican people who don't normally buy car insurances:)!!

Sorry if the jokes are offensive to some people. Just want to poke fun at ourselves:)


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作者：coolboy

留言时间：2010-02-05 13:51:28

Yeh, yeh, I know and I agree. You know, Chinese people, especially Chinese women, are very good at promoting a strong family value. Those Mexicans are very lucky to have Chinese women moving into their neighborhood. ^_^