2014-07-15

【Aiden in English】

        The body parts of a boy are not the best topic during a conversation. That wasn't the case today.

        While the campers were peacefully drawing in the art session, I drew my name in a fancy version with a huge "D." When I finished my name, my friend walked over and said, "Wow, that's a big D." It caused a chain reaction throughout 4 to 5 kids. Naturally, if kids talk about a "D," they think of a penis. Since my friend said it was big, everyone thought it was better not to say it. The biggest problem was that everyone near me bought it. So, I spent the next 30 minutes trying to tell others that it was a joke.

        That's why the body parts of a boy are left alone during conversations. It is awkward and leads to weird moments.

【紅霞譯】

        聊天時，男生的身體部位最好避而不談，可今天卻非如此。

        當營員們正安靜地塗鴉作畫，我別出心裁以奇特的表現手法勾勒出本人名字，其中字母“D”結構突出。畫完之後，一位哥們走了過來，見狀隨聲說道：“哇，好大的一個D。”頃刻間，一下子在四、五位同伴中引起了連鎖反應。通常男生之間，每當提及“D”，大家都會浮想聯翩，下意識地聚焦到人體私隱處，因為這位哥們又強調過“大”字，所以個個偏聽偏信，誤以為他指的就是我那個特殊部位(不必直說)。關鍵問題在於，我身邊幾位同伴居然人云亦云，害得我不得不花掉卅分鐘美好光景，費盡口舌跟這幫人解釋，剛才所發生的一切不過是個玩笑而已。

        這就是為什麼在侃大山吹牛皮的時候，輕易不要把男生的生理器官當作玩笑，否則借題發揮個人臆想，會造成尷尬下不來台的局面。

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