2019-07-25

"Night Revels of Han Xizai" by the Southern Tang Painter Hongzhong Gu (南唐画家顾闳中·《韩熙载夜宴图》)

【Aiden in English】

        There are two types of people.

        Every day, people take dumps on a plane.

        Like, who takes dumps on a plane? 

        A firetruck on fire is just a firetruck.

        I'm a terrible comforter. You know those people who somehow find a way to drag you out of dark places and into the light? Yeah, well, I'm not one of them. Example.

        I saw a crying kid in the park. Ice cream was on the floor, so I thought he had dropped it. I walked up to the kid and asked him why he was crying. He said his mother had left him. 

        I went, "Oh shit," and hugged him. He seemed like he needed it. I called the cops and told him it would be ok. And for some reason, I wanted to point at his ice cream. 

        One of these days, I want to put up a big brick wall at the bottom of one of those mall escalators and see how people would react.

【红霞译】

        世上有两种人。

        常人与带着没用的玩意上飞机的人。

        谁吃饱了撑的带没用的玩意上飞机呢?

        着火的消防车本身就是救火车。

        我嘴特笨，你知道有本事带你从黑暗走进光明的人都能说贴心话吗？没错，我不会安慰别人，有例为证。

        公园里我看见一个小孩正在伤心落泪，地上有冰激凌，于是便下意识认为他掉了冰激凌。我走上前去询问为啥哭泣，他说妈妈丢下自己不管。

        “天哪，太不像话”，我一边同情一边拥抱小家伙，他好像找到慰藉似的。我连忙打电话告诉警察他没事，不知什么原因，心里总觉得这事跟冰激凌有关。

        没准哪一天我想在商场自动扶梯下面堆起大砖墙，看一看大家会有什么反应。

Today in History(历史上的今天):

2014: YMCA Camp—Outdoor Pool-3(基督教青年会营户外戏水池之三)

Small Flying Rainbow Bridge & Fragrant Isle

(苏州·拙政园小飞虹桥与香洲 07/23/2019)

Brother-Sister Reunion (兄妹相逢 07/23/2019)

Nanjing (南京 07/23/2019)

Crosslinks(相关博文):

2018: Nanjing—Brotherly Affection, China(南京—手足情深)

2012: 兄弟姐妹(Siblings)

China(出游中国)

10th Grade(高中二年级)