2018-03-25
【Aiden in English】 I like eggs, I really do. Not to eat, not to chew. No, I like them because they’re fun to yack. So here are a few yolks I have to crack.
I like eggs, especially in the morning. I was so egg-cited when I heard the sound. I went down stairs, only to find plain eggs on plates, From top to bottom, I was so irate.
All the eggs were overdone, Each and every one, dark as chocolate. But my mom said “stay on the sunny-side up, Do not worry, I’ll clean them all up”.
I said “Om-letting this slide mom, But never again.” Next time I do this, I’ll let you know ahead, 'cuz I’m cracking some more egg-otic puns, instead. —— • —— • —— • —— • —— • —— • —— • —— 【红霞译文】
我喜欢鸡蛋,此心无二致, 不当饭,不零食, 哼,好玩只为笑料萌, 段子逗你乐滋滋。
我喜欢鸡蛋,尤其大清早 闻听蛋声兴头高。 下楼却见水煮蛋, 满腹怨气冲天飘。
鸡蛋全都煮过头, 各个黑如巧克力。 妈说“百态人生乐为首, 莫担心,有蛋充饥富知足。”
我道“不可口毋宁抛, 今生断食玉子烧。” 若动念,定相告 皆因我会虾扯淡。 Today in History(历史上的今天):
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