2014-07-15

【Aiden in English】

        The body parts of a boy are not the best topic during a conversation. That wasn't the case today.

        While the campers were peacefully drawing in the art session, I drew my name in a fancy version with a huge "D". When I finished my name, my friend walked over and said: "Wow, that's a big D." It caused a chain reaction throughout 4 to 5 kids. Naturally, if kids talk about a "D", they think of a penis. Since my friend said it was big, everyone thought I was, well, better not say it. The biggest problem was that everyone near me bought it. So I spent the next 30 minutes trying to tell others that it was a joke.

        That's why the body parts of a boy are left alone during conversations. It is awkward and leads to weird moments.

【红霞译文】

        聊天时，男生的身体部位最好避而不谈，可今天却非如此。

        当营员们正安静地涂鸦作画，我别出心裁以奇特的表现手法勾勒出本人名字，其中字母“D”结构突出。画完之后，一位哥们走了过来，见状随声说道：“哇，好大的一个D。”顷刻间，一下子在四、五位同伴中引起了连锁反应。通常男生之间，每当提及“D”，大家都会浮想联翩，下意识地聚焦到人体私隐处，因为这位哥们又强调过“大”字，所以个个偏听偏信，误以为他指的就是我那个特殊部位(不必直说)。关键问题在于，我身边几位同伴居然人云亦云，害得我不得不花掉卅分钟美好光景，费尽口舌跟这帮人解释，刚才所发生的一切不过是个玩笑而已。

        这就是为什么在侃大山吹牛皮的时候，轻易不要把男生的生理器官当作玩笑，否则借题发挥个人臆想，会造成尴尬下不来台的局面。

Drawing (绘画 07-15-2014)

Plate Art (盘子艺术画)

Trap (控球 07-15-2014)

Chinese Chess (中国象棋 07-15-2014)

Outdoor Activity (户外活动 07-15-2014)

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