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NAZISM: You have 2 cows
The State takes both and shoots you.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called ‘Cowkimon’ and market it worldwide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows
You count them and
learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42
cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting
cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A Korean Corporation:
You have two cows. You have a thousand
people working on them to genetically clone each other, where they
appear to look like the most beautiful cows in the world. Once this is
completed, the staff go out and drink massive amounts of 'soju' until
they pass out on the street.
A Swedish Corporation: You have two cows, and the government pays you not to milk them.
A Polish Corporation: You have two cows and they both move to the UK on their new EU passports.
Romanian Corporation: You have two cows. You send one to
steal in Italy and one to beg for money in Spain. After one year, you
get "almost new" Nike shoes from Italy and with the money from Spain you
build a new house, but you keep on living in the old one anyway.
North Korea:
You have 2 cows. Scratch that. Kim Jong-Un has 2
cows. Anyone who says otherwise will be shot, and their family sent to
forced labor.
California:
You have to cows.
They are eating grass in Silicon Valley. One is 64-bit and runs Linux
Mongolian version: You have 2 cows.
You don't know how to milk them,
so you invite foreign investors to milk them for you. Politicians start
arguing how to divide the milk even before they are milked, then kick
out the investors because, "Mongolian cows won't run away and Mongolia
has the best cows." By this time the cows are getting old and still no
milk has been produced yet.
有谁愿意继续？
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