Finish 和 Complete 的区别。
2012年，在伦敦举行的语言大赛中，圭亚那选手
Samsunder Balgobin 在回答比赛中最后一道问题＂你如何用一种容易让人理解的方式解释 complete与finished
的区別＂时，给出了他的答案： When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE.
（娶对老婆，你这一生就完整了。） When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED.
（娶错老婆，你这一生就完蛋了。） And when the right one catches you with the wrong one,
you are COMPLETELY FINISHED. （让大老婆逮到你跟小三，你就彻底地完蛋了。）
担任比赛的全世界一流的语言学家将桂冠戴在了这位选手的头上，奖品是环球游和一箱25年窖龄的朗姆酒，全场观众和评委为他起立鼓掌长达五分钟。 1. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife.
2. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant...Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.
Panic is when both are pregnant.
3. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away...
4. A young boy asks his Dad :"What is the difference between confident and confidential?
Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential.
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