Did you hear the post  office is
thinking  about charging 7 cents just to mail a  letter?




If they raise the  minimum wage
to $1.00,  nobody will be able to hire outside help at the  store.



When I first started  driving, who
would have  thought gas would someday cost 25 cents a  gallon? Guess we'd be better off  leaving the car in the garage.




I'm afraid to send  my kids to the
movies any  more. Ever since they let Clark Gable get by with  saying DAMN in GONE WITH THE WIND, it  seems every new movie has either HELL or DAMN in  it.

I read the other day  where some
scientist  thinks it's possible to put a man on the moon by  the end of the century. They even have  some fellows they call  astronauts preparing for it down in  Texas.

Did you see where some  baseball
player just  signed a contract for $50,000 a year just to play  ball? It wouldn't surprise me if  someday they'll be making more than  the President.



I never thought I'd see  the day
all our  kitchen appliances would be electric. They're even  making electric typewriters now.



It's too bad things are  so tough
nowadays. I  see where a few married women are having  to work to make ends meet.




It won't be long before  young
couples are  going to have to hire someone to watch their kids  so they can both work.




I'm afraid the  Volkswagen car
is going to  open the door to a whole lot of foreign  business.




Thank goodness I  won't live to
see the day  when the Government takes half our income in  taxes. I sometimes wonder if we  are electing the best people  to government.


The fast food restaurant  is
convenient  for a quick meal, but I seriously doubt  they will ever catch on.




There is no sense going  on short
trips  anymore for a weekend. It costs nearly $2.00 a  night to stay in a hotel.




No one can afford to  be sick
anymore. At  $15.00 a day in the hospital, it's too rich  for my blood.


If they think I'll  pay 30 cents for a haircut, forget  it.