1. The later you are, the

more excited your dogs

are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you

call them by another

dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave

a lot of things on the floor.

5. Dogs agree that you

have to raise your voice to

get your point across.

6. Dogs find you amusing

when you're drunk..

7. Dogs like to go hunting

and fishing.

8. A dog will not wake you

up at night to ask, "If I

died, would you get

another dog?"

9. If a dog has babies, you

can put an ad in the paper

and give them away.

11. If a dog smells another

dog on you, they don't get

mad. They just think

it's interesting.